CB: Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes - Ages 8+
What’s funny about Canada? Everything!
From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious — and downright punny — Canadian jokes.
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms.
Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton.
How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes.
Why do Toronto’s players always think they’re going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves!
Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition — complete with hysterical illustrations — will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.
STELLA PARTHENIOU GRASSO is the author of Five Busy Beavers, There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Puck, Over at the Rink: A Hockey Counting Book and 101 Creepy Canadian Jokes. Stella and her family live in Ajax, Ontario. Visit her at www.stellapartheniougrasso.com.
ERIN O'CONNOR is the author of 101 Cool Canadian Jokes and co-author of 101 Math Jokes. Erin is a children's book editor and lives in Toronto, Ontario.
KARA WOODBURN works in children's publishing and is an ardent hockey fan. After meeting former Leafs goalie James Reimer, Kara and her boyfriend spent the following hour thinking of all the witty things they could have said to him. And voilà, 101 Hockey Jokes was born. She lives in Toronto, Ontario.
HOWARD HERSHKOWITZ's writing has appeared in periodicals and on the Internet. He lives in Toronto and New York, where he spends way too much time surfing the Internet and watching the Comedy Channel. Howard is the author of 101 Canadian Jokes.
BILL DICKSON is the mastermind behind the gut-busting illustrations in The Hilarious History of Hockey, Made in Canada and The Big Book of Crazy Canadian Trivia.
Recommended for ages 8-12.