Comfort Food: Strawberry Milkshake 3+

Milkshakes! They bring the boys to the yard! Or the girls! Or, you know, whoever! This frosty concoction of ice cream and strawberries (and milk!) has a gravitational pull that far exceeds its size, and its size is already pretty big! So if you feel pulled towards a random back yard, front yard, school yard, barn yard, really any yard, you might be in the presence of a milkshake! They really bring people places. And by places I mean yards.

• 15 squishy inches of strawberry milkshake!
• All new polyester fiber.

Recommended for ages 3+.